thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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