I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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