So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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