are you still at the devil's house?
She is in my trunk
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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