yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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