you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
