we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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