i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
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