Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just want to make out with him forever
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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