Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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