Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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