Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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