doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
