I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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