And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
