Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
