i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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