Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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