I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Randomize
