Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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