just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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