i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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