is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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