This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he shaved USA in his pubs
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You're like the curious george of whores
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
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