yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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