That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You were trust falling into bushes
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