Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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