so explain again why im purple
no
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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