I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there was a trapeze. enough said
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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