Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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