i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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