It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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