Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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