in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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