belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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