UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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