i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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