You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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