laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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