He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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