with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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