I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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