Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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