So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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