My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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