i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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