Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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