Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
There's even glitter on my cock...
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