I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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