last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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